Gnomeland Security Garden Gnome

$24.95 $37.95

Only 9 left!

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Your garden has never been so well-protected!

Your garden is under attack by outdoor creatures like squirrels, deer, chipmunks, raccoons and snakes.  What's the solution?  Gnomeland Security! 

This well-trained gnome will fight off any intruder in your yard.  Say goodbye to backyard pests and hello to lively plants and shrubbery.  

  • Durable cast poly resin holds up great for outdoor use
  • Approximately 9" tall


Complete your outdoor space today with the perfect gnome!

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